Everyone CAN eat eggs.
Some people just "shouldn't".
Allergy equals pussy.
That's not me being insensitive.
These pussies should be damn angry that their bodies are idiots.
If I was allergic to chocolate or beer, I would look in the mirror every morning while I'm brushing my hair and say "How dare you betray me, you timid, callow, good for nothing pussy!"
Then I'd slap myself around a little until my body changed it's mind and stopped being such a pussy.
Besides that's why god invented EpiPens, so that pussies can briefly enjoy the finer things in life before their respiratory systems pussy out.