Misfit Toy wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can always shoot a moose in self-defense, even out of season, by screaming "It's coming right at me!" Or at least you can in South Park.
A moose once bit my sister..
A hog once bit my brother on the inner thigh. Another inch or two and he'd have been a permanent soprano! Ah, farm life...
“When all Americans are treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.” -Pres. Obama
"A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon." -Pres. Clinton