Alien vessel! I am Commander Ugly-Bag-of-Mostly-Water, this is Captain Darmok-and-Jihlad-at-Tanagara, Counselor One-Moon-Circling, and Lieutenant Prune Juice.
<whispering to Picard
It was just a dare!
"Lieutenant Prune Juice?" I would kill him where he stands - if he were any other man.
Uh, nice to meetya, kthx. <ship pulls away
Thank goodness I don't have to stand beside Captain Pectoralis from Planet Latisimus Dorsi IIX.
I want your opinion on the color of the carpet.
Why me, exactly, Captain?
Commander Riker said you were an expert on trimming -
I'm going to stop you right there, sir.
Sorry Counselor. It's not my fault. You see, the Borg implanted me with a microchip.
No, they didn't.
Maybe it was that Cardassian, then.
Or maybe it was Q.
- Is that all, Captain?
That is all, Counselor.
> Stop watching my rear end, please.
Picard: Well then who's Third of Five?
Picard: I mean the fellow's name.
Picard: The guy who is Third of Five.
Picard: The Third of Five Borg man.
Picard: The guy designated...
LaForge: Hugh is Third of Five!
Picard: I'm asking YOU who's Third of Five!
Picard: All I was trying to find out is what's the Borg's name that's Third of Five.
Guinan: No. Watt is Second of Five.
Picard: I get behind the transport enhancer to do some fancy shooting, Tanagara's scanning on my team and a heavy engineer gets up. Now the heavy engineer shunts the plasma flow through a multiphasic field. When he shunts the plasma flow through a multiphasic field, me, being a good captain, I'm gonna shoot the guy out at base camp. So I pick up the phase rifle and throw it to who?
LaForge: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Picard: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
Data: Oh. I see what is going on here.