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Old February 20 2013, 06:21 AM   #18
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 103; A Hard Time

Thanks for the win!

Doctor: Excellent, Mister Kim! That's part 1 of the triathlon. Next segment: picking up women.

Kim: (thinking) Aw, Crap.

Neelix: No pulse, it's dead.

Tuvok: Captain Janeway has asked that I run today's Staff meeting. What is the first item on the agenda, Mister Paris.

Paris: Sexual Harassment complaints against Lieutenant Tuvok.

Janeway: Prognosis, Doctor?

The Doctor: Mister Neelix has already come by to see if he will go well in Leola Root Stew.

Tuvok: Commander, you are two hours late for your duty shift. Commander, is that incense I smell?
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