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Old February 19 2013, 11:24 AM   #19
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption



Scotty: You know what to do, Ensign.
Blueshirt: Fetch you the Lysol?
Scotty: Aye.




Call me a windbag, will ya? Let's see how the ship likes the new air mix. <Rips one into the environmental controls>.




Kirk: But - I deleted the browser history!
Scotty: Oh, aye - but ya dinnae wipe off the controls.




Kirk: It occurs to me that if we put sensors on the viewscreen, you would be out of a job.

Spock:
Interesting. That would free me up to spend more time with the female crew.

Kirk: Carry on, Commander.
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