You know what to do, Ensign.
Fetch you the Lysol?
Call me a windbag, will ya? Let's see how the ship likes the new air mix. <Rips one into the environmental controls
But - I deleted the browser history!
Oh, aye - but ya dinnae wipe off the controls.
It occurs to me that if we put sensors on the viewscreen, you would be out of a job.
Interesting. That would free me up to spend more time with the female crew.
Carry on, Commander.