Greg Cox wrote:
Robert Maxwell wrote:
Henry's got one fucked up family tree, that's for sure.
Why? just because his grandmother's stepmom is his own adoptive mother?
Makes me think of that "How can you tell if you are a Redneck Jedi" joke. (Yes I can tell such jokes, since I am a "redneck".)
Luke.... I am your Father
... AND your Uncle.
I forgot to add... How dare Baelfire complain that Emma never told him she was pregnant.
What was she supposed to do, send a postcard to Neal, thief very Ordinaire, c/o "General Delivery" every town in the USA to tell him he was now a Daddy?
And what's the deal with Neal calling Pinocchio, Emma's "friend". Emma didn't meet him until Storybrook and had no idea that he interacted with Neal "way back when". Neal would have no idea (should have no idea) that these two ever met.
And I'm sure that hearing...
"Oh hey, while you are running away from your Daddy, maybe you'd like to know that you not only let me go to prison, but you had knocked me up and your SON was unlucky enough to be born in prison. THANK-YOU very
... is just what a fugitive wants before he leaves his scorned lover once more "in the dust".