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Old February 18 2013, 02:53 PM   #14
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption

Spock: "It's my own personal director's cut of Star Trek V. It lasts about ten minutes."

Shatner: "... Damn. Sorry."

Production assistant: "'Kirk to Enterprise!'"

Sulu: "Mr. Spock, is it wise to pipe in Streisand at a time like this?"

Spock: "It helps me think, Lieutenant."

Viewscreen: "People... people who need people..."

Kirk: "Oh.... Well, it doesn't look like any bidet I've ever seen."

Scotty: "Damned compact fluorescents! Now I'm seeing spots."
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