Spock: "It's my own personal director's cut of
Star Trek V. It lasts about ten minutes."
Shatner: "... Damn. Sorry."
Production assistant: "'Kirk to Enterprise!'"
Sulu: "Mr. Spock, is it wise to pipe in Streisand at a time like this?"
Spock: "It helps me think, Lieutenant."
Viewscreen: "People... people who need people..."
Kirk: "Oh.... Well, it doesn't look like any bidet
I've ever seen."
Scotty: "Damned compact fluorescents! Now I'm seeing spots."