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Old February 18 2013, 06:43 AM   #11
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption

KIRK: What is it?
Spock: Blue sensor of death.
Damned Microsoft.

KIRK: Any idea why the can't maneuver?
SPOCK'S COM VOICE: Have you tried not sitting on the helm controls?

KIRK: See this button?
Scott reaches for it.
KIRK: Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button, you fool!

SCOTTY: Peephole into Uhura's cabin installed, Mister Spock.
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