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Old February 18 2013, 06:25 AM   #1711
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Re: PICTURE POST II!

thestrangequark wrote: View Post
^Yeah, but you also dig guns...I'm afraid we'd be highly incompatible IRL.
Gaseous Anomaly wrote: View Post
thestrangequark wrote: View Post
^It's fucking freezing here. I wouldn't mind a nice warm cat in my bed.

Or a nice warm man...

Aged 29-34, with skin somewhere between the color of straight espresso and alabaster -- I don't really care, so long as it's smooth, with excellent hygiene, a healthy to absurdly skeptical worldview, good fashion sense, large and manly yet elegant hands (I'm a fan of long fingers, he is welcome to be a pianist), a high-paying job in the sciences or engineering, a lean and athletic build (and a fondness for athletic but curvy women), a strong feminist attitude, good sense of humor, not too clingy, preferably with a sexy accent (I'm thinking Scottish or English, though I've begun to develop more of an appreciation for the Aussies' and Kiwi's accents than I used to have), and a cat person.
Don't want much do you?
I don't think so! I'm between 29-34 with decent skin and great hygiene, an absurdly skeptical worldview, excellent fashion sense, cute little hands, I play 5 musical instruments (with mediocrity, but I can play them), I've got a kind of neat job, a strong feminist attitude, a good sense of humor, I'm not the least bit clingy, and I don't have a sexy British accent but I've got a slight lisp I've been told is somewhat charming, and I'm a cat person.

I'm almost thirty, I'm not fucking settling anymore because of low self-esteem! I'm learning to be happy with myself and I deserve some one fucking awesome. So there!
Sooo... you want yourself, only bigger and with a nice sounding voice.
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