Never seen Die Hard?
You were an Adult in the 80s!
Is this becuase you hated Moonlighting?
One doesn't watch Die Hard because Bruce is fuckable, one watches Die Hard to see Willis get fucked up! You know how in the old movies, the hero would walk through a hail of bullets and they'd all miss, or bounce? In this movie every bullet hits it's mark, but it just makes the balding SOB more surely.
Young Alan Rickman with a German accent?
How's that for fuckability?