Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption
KIRK: Hilarious, Spock. You're now the Captain and you're leaving. Now beam us up...
DECKER: Whoa, give a man some warning when you go crop dusting Spock!
KIRK: Status report, Scotty?
SCOTT: It not full of water and I'm not drowning.
KIRK: So, mostly it's for watching porn?