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Old February 17 2013, 10:24 PM   #1806
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Re: Does It Get Better???

Well it's less mercenary than the real world matters at hand.

"We need to prove that Voyager has a rich history."

"How the hell do we do that? We burnt all our bridges."

"They're actors, you give them money and they'll do anything."

"Okay, so we want someone from ages ago, maybe the beginning, to show up now, to prove that there's been shit happening under the surface which the audience has been clueless about. Get them really chomping at the bit?"

"Yeah."

"Obviously."

"And then we kill them."

"Well, that goes without saying."

"Ratings gold."

"but it has to be someone the audience loves unconditionally."

"Yes, yes."

"Did we have any extra on staff for maybe 30 episodes?"

"No."

"20?"

"NO."

"10?"

"No?"

"Josh Clark was around for 7 episodes."

"Is that the best we can do?"

"Probably? I mean, we could always bring Lien back and whack her. Give those intenet bitches something to really talk about."

"I heard she got fat."

"never mind. Josh it is."
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