This one is an epic...
Spock: "I'm afraid someone has indeed posted the nude party pictures of you on Spacebook."
Kirk: "Blast it! We have to contain this!"
Kirk: "It's worse than I thought, Spock. Scotty and Washburn have already seen them. Maybe we can keep them from the rest of the crew."
Spock: "Were they as impressed as you assumed they'd be?"
Kirk: "Kirk out."
Unfortunately, it was too late. Never have any two words been as regrettably uttered as "screen on."
Scotty: "They were posted from this workstation, Cap'n."
Kirk: "So someone was able to hack into your computer, eh?"
Scotty: "Uhhh....yeah. Hack."
Kirk: "Scotty, progress report."
Scotty: "It's too late, sir. It's gone viral!"