Hello everyone! Lets get down to business!
First up to the plate, we have the "A Great Man" Award, going to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
WORF: I don't know who exactly "Harry Mudd" is, but remind me to thank him.
Next, we have the "Customer Satisfaction" Award, going to:
DATA: You have made a good choice. Consumer reports has rated my sexual performance even higher than a real doll.
Next, we have the "Don't Screw this up Wesley!" Award, going to:
Would you do me the honor of making me your baby daddy?
You're not my real dad!
Shut up, Wesley! He's got a job and a car!
It's a dune buggy!
Next, we have the "Reverse Psychology may be in order..." Award, going to:
LAL: My father has informed me that you are a 'bad seed' and forbidden me from seeing you. According to my research into human teenage mating rituals, I should now be extremely attracted to you.
Next, we have the "Popularity" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"I have some flowers here for a 'Deanna Troi.' The card says, 'From the UFP Fifth Fleet.'"
"Not funny, Q!"
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
First Officer's Personal Log: "Met an interesting new bartender named Lal in Ten Forward today. Looked to be going in an interesting direction, until her father turned up. You will not believe who her father is... The second piece of bad news turned out when I learned when her birthday is....
I've been staring at the wall of the brig for the last four hours now... My lawyer has advised me to use the Ocampan defence."
Q walks in two minutes later on old-Picard and young-Batanides
Q: "Well, I'll never unsee that."
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!
In news that you might not yet know, I just started a new contest in the TOS Forum, I'm filling in for MANT!
for awhile. The TOS contest has been sitting around for awhile, I hope we can get her back up to full power again!
The Captain's Log Award is going great! Loving the entries we're getting for it. Looking forward to seeing what we get for it this week!
And finally, we're back to our 300th contest journey through the TNG seasons! We pick up at Season 5 with on of the series' best episodes: "I, Borg."