Kirk: Let me see...
Spock: Captain, I do not believe that you will find Dark Matter Nebula's as interesting as I do.
Spock: (over comm) I must take another call, Captain. I hope you enjoy our hold music.
Sulu: We can't change the channel, Mister Spock!
Palmer: Just turn it off! Jay Leno's voice just gets so painful to listen to after awhile!
Scotty: Press this one, thirty seconds later...
Scotty: No, dinner.
Scotty: Tell me again, how does fixing this one conduit every week fix everything?