Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate!
One of the main things I'm tempted to say to a lot of people is "First World problems", and telling them to suck it up. Some of the complaints we get are so incredibly inane it takes a lot of effort to take them seriously which, sadly, is part of the job.
I read this and was reminded of this cartoon from this week's papers:
"In Germany, fear comes before sex... and if you're lucky, then a little bit later, an elf."
-- Victoria Coren Mitchell