Doctor: Mr Kim for the sake of your manly pride you cannot be beaten by this wimpy teenage girl!
Chakotay: Neelix if you want to live, DO NOT touch other men's groins!
Tuvok: Since the captain and first officer are... absent, I will be heading this meeting.
Tom: You mean they're still bonking away in the captain's quarters again?
Janeway: Harvest his organs at once doctor! Those tissue samples could make a good skin cream.
The reason why Janeway never dated Chakotay was because of his toddler style drawing, that or he had been taking to many shrooms...