Frakes: Ah, fond memories... this is the same casting couch I used to audition the 18 year olds desperate to play the many sexy young women in this film.
Sirtis: But... there are no sexy 18 year old women in this film.
Frakes: You know that, I know that, but they didn't know that... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Picard: I'm sorry... but I can't actually remember who you are or how you came to be here drowning with me.
Anij: Don't worry, it happens a lot to us on this planet. We're the most forgettable characters in all of Star Trek
Picard: Well that makes se... No, wait.... I'm sorry but I can't actually remember who you are or how
you came to be here drowning with me.
Kirk: I do not know who this "T.J. Hooker" is of whom you speak.