- A lack of planning on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on mine.
- The work-around is to use the system properly.
- I may appear unoccupied to you, but at the molecular level, I'm really quite busy.
No. 35 of the OP's directly applies to my cube-mate. She wears this nuclear waste product she calls perfume which I refer to as "ode de urinal cake". Seriously - that is exactly what she smells like and she must swim in that vile shit for an hour every morning. It makes me want to wretch every time she breezes in (at around 10am and leaves at 4pm - don't think she's put in a single 8-hour day since she arrived over a year ago). Another coworker seems to think it's some kind of hair product. Thank God she's leaving at the end of the month. If I can just...hold...on...