View Single Post
Old February 15 2013, 05:05 PM   #9
Yelp for People
Fleet Admiral
Yelp for People's Avatar
Location: Robert Maxwell's Profile
View Yelp for People's Twitter Profile Send a message via ICQ to Yelp for People Send a message via AIM to Yelp for People Send a message via Windows Live Messenger to Yelp for People Send a message via Yahoo to Yelp for People
Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate!

"Why did you do that? Who even told you to do that?"
"I wrote instructions for a reason. You were supposed to read them."
"So, rather than read the email I sent you that more than adequately answers your question, you're just going to ask it again?"
"I am not an expert on every single tool and program we use here. Figure it out for yourself."
"I'm sorry to hear the program is 'not working.' I'm even more sorry that you didn't bother to explain what you mean by 'not working,' because that means I can't help you even one fucking bit."
Five stars!
Yelp for People is offline   Reply With Quote