Things that I won't say at work, but really want to.
- Fuck off
- We don't do 'deals' here, fuck off
- Don't waste my time asking me what I recommend, decide for yourself or fuck off.
- No we don't deliver to you, fuck off.
- We're closed, fuck off.
- If you think we're too expensive, fuck off.
- There's a pizza hut down the road, fuck off.
I am definitely not in the right industry.