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Old February 15 2013, 04:45 AM   #3833
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Alexander Siddig. AKA Julian Bashir.
B is for Bajoran jumja stick. Kira loved them.
C is for Cheese.
D is for Denobula Triaxa.
E is for Excalbia.
F is for Ferengi Salvage Code. Marauder and other deep space crews tended to follow it to the letter.
G is for God Slayer. Jim Kirk was one.
H is for Harriman. Surname of at least two prominent Starfleet officers of the late 23rd and early 24th centuries.
I is for Inverse Tachyon Pulse. This procedure accidentally resulted in the creation of an anti-time anomaly.
J is for Jolene Blalock. Aka T'Pol. If there ever was a 'Miss Vulcan' contest. She'd win.
K is for Klingon Empire, one of the great military powers in the history of the Alpha and Beta Quadrants and the primary foe of the Federation for generations.
L is for Locutus of Borg. Resistance... is futile.
M is for the Mars Defense Perimeter. The Borg cut through it like a hot knife through butter.
N is for Nine, Seven of Nine. When she asked Harry if he wished to copulate. The correct answer should have been "YES!"
O is for "Oh my". Jim Kirk's final words.
P is for Peter Preston. Scotty's nephew by way of his younger sister. One of the first victims of Khan's wrath.
Q is for Quantum torpedoes away!
R is for the Ro-mu-lan Empire. T'Pol: "It's pronounced Rom-u-lan"
S is for Sex. Kirk had lots of it with many women, Data had it with Tasha Yar and the Borg Queen (Eww!!), even the Doctor had it... and the EMH Mk.II wishes he could have it.
T is for Temporal Investigations. It existed because of men like James T. Kirk. He was a menace.
U is for Universal translator.
V is for Venus drug. It was just simple gelatin and a placebo, but Mudd's women believed otherwise.
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