Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!
"Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag
Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.
Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.
And the cameras?
Ok that part is gay.
I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?
Maybe they were lost in transport.
Computer, name a random crewman.
Computer: - Ensign Harry Kim.
Random ship location.
Computer: - Jeffries tube 18.
Random menial task.
Computer: - Rethreading plasma taps.
Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
I'm standing right here, Captain.
Good for you. Chop chop.