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Old February 14 2013, 03:21 PM   #21
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot



Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!

Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag!




Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.




Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.

Tuvok: And the cameras?

Chakotay: Ok that part is gay.




Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?

Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport.




Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman.
Computer:
- Ensign Harry Kim.
Janeway:
Random ship location.
Computer:
- Jeffries tube 18.

Janeway:
Random menial task.
Computer:
- Rethreading plasma taps.

Janeway:
Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
Harry:
I'm standing right here, Captain.
Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.
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