View Single Post
Old February 14 2013, 01:58 AM   #18
Vice Admiral
JanewayRulz!'s Avatar
Location: North America
Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

JANEWAY: It apprears to be an ancient sign marker... I think it says... "You are here."

EMH: Captain Janeway, I feel it is my duty to inform you that the crew is quite upset with your fraternization with Commander Chakotay.
JANEWAY: Your POINT, Doctor?
EMH: That I am willing to perform a marriage ceremony to assuage the crew's hostile reactions.
JANEWAY: Is that why you are dressed as a priest?
EMH: Just think of me as an Emergency Clerical Hologram.

After discussions with the Emergency Clerical Hologram, Chakotay is sent to Janeway's foster father to ask for her hand in marriage.

Tuvok is NOT amused.

JANEWAY: I can't believe everything we have to go through just to blow off a little "steam".
CHAKOTAY: Loved your idea of a incurable disease. How long do you think it will take them to find a cure for it?
JANEWAY: Oh... I'm guessing anywhere from 6-12 weeks, sooner if B'Elanna thinks to look in my personal logs and finds the antidote.

JANEWAY: Two days. Two freaking days. Damn that B'Elanna Torres!
"But life is a battle: may we all be enabled to fight it well!" Charlotte Bronte
JanewayRulz! is offline