Wanted man to drive around in glass transit van.
Must like children (not too much).
Must like traveling and runway kissing.
Smokers welcome but only ones who smoke a metal ball on a chain.
Must like Italy.
Must love peace and hate war.
Comes with several stylish costumes and more chains than Mr T.
Must not be or have been married.
Under 75s need not apply.
Must be familia with computer packages such as: Stained Glass Windows, Word of The Lord; Exelcis and Ecclesiastical Office.
Apply: Vatican City, we are looking to fill the post by 28th February 2013