Worf: "Who is first for in line for a forehead ride?"
Data: "I will still rescept you, but I am bound by the "Bro Code" to tell Geordi, so the rest of the ship will not."
Beverly: "I know this isn't a dream because you're not naked!"
"Commander! What did I tell you about my wait staff and your tongue!
Q walks in two minutes later on old-Picard and young-Batanides
Q: "Well, I'll never unsee that."