! Woo hoo!
Archer: Note to self: Stock up on decon gel and tic tacs.
Tell me, do the other male crew fill out their uniforms better than Commander Tucker?
Oh God yes; I mean, I don't know...?
It seems your six pack is in fact two 40's.
That's everything, but there's no room for any panties. Meh, who'm I kidding <closes suitcase
Is that a mural of you riding a saber tooth tiger into a demon battle?
Before I joined Starfleet I was a groupie for Vulcan Molly Hatchet.
I've got to, uh, go decon myself.