TFTWs,
Skywalker! Woo hoo!
Archer: Note to self: Stock up on decon gel and tic tacs.
Feezil: Tell me, do the other male crew fill out their uniforms better than Commander Tucker?
Hoshi: Oh God yes; I mean, I don't know...?
Phlox: It seems your six pack is in fact two 40's.
That's everything, but there's no room for any panties. Meh, who'm I kidding <
closes suitcase>.
Archer: Is that a mural of you riding a saber tooth tiger into a demon battle?
T'Pol: Before I joined Starfleet I was a groupie for Vulcan Molly Hatchet.
Archer: I've got to, uh, go decon myself.