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Old February 12 2013, 07:59 PM   #20
Turd Ferguson
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers

"So, when I said 'what I need I can't get from Dr. Crusher,' I didn't mean sex. I know you've got some vicodin stashed around here somewhere."

"Quickly, Mr. Data, it looks like we're going to need the water wings."

"No, you're doing it wrong. If you want to speed off from me in anger, it helps if you have it in 'drive.'"
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome
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