Worf: "Klingons do not threesome!... Well it's more of a guideline than a hard and fast rule."
Data: "Since I have upgraded my software, would you say that I have become a more attentive, and ideal partner?"
Jenna: "If it was detachable, with its own power source, and you could leave it with me when you went on duty, then I would say you were ideal."
Picard: "Beverly, you would do me the greatest, and utmost honour, if you would consent to..."
Crusher: "... Oh, Jean Luc!"
Picard: "... do the catering at my wedding to Vash."
Guinan: "Note to self. Lal is not to serve cocktails."
Q: "Candygram for Mongo. Candygram for Mongo!"
Worf: "I am not amused."