What if I'm a changeling? <Looks at crotch
Wait a minute. You're telling me that at the diplomatic dinner for the Cardassian ambassador, you actually put spoons
on the table? I suppose you thought we all eat taspar eggs too?
Didn't you once say that was your favorite meal?
That isn't the point!
Did you just hear a moan?
Don't be silly, Major, there's nothing in the room besides that snickering shrubbery.
Don't look now but there's a Jem'Hadar over there drinking with a dabo girl.
Is it Lisa? Wouldn't go out with me, the slut.
Gul Vole: Now count to five, Mister Moose!
Cardassian TV really sucks.
Shh. The ping pong balls are about to fall.
Mister Moose: There are only four lights, silly!