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Old February 12 2013, 02:20 PM   #7
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 72; Cover-up

Sisko: What if I'm a changeling? <Looks at crotch> Awwwww.

Garak: Wait a minute. You're telling me that at the diplomatic dinner for the Cardassian ambassador, you actually put spoons on the table? I suppose you thought we all eat taspar eggs too?

Sisko: Didn't you once say that was your favorite meal?

Garak: That isn't the point!

Did you just hear a moan?

Don't be silly, Major, there's nothing in the room besides that snickering shrubbery.

Kira: Don't look now but there's a Jem'Hadar over there drinking with a dabo girl.

Is it Lisa? Wouldn't go out with me, the slut.

Gul Vole: Now count to five, Mister Moose!

Dax: Cardassian TV really sucks.

Shh. The ping pong balls are about to fall.

Mister Moose:
There are only four lights, silly!

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