Hm, it says here Voyager was commissioned on June 15, in honor of Jim Varney's birthday.
Captain, as your father confessor, I really must protest your choice of recreational proclivities.
Sorry Doctor, it was dark and the hayloft was crowded. I'll try to work you in tonight.
I'm a hologram too, s'all I'm saying.
The Captain asked me to accompany her to Fairhaven.
Oh? Is she going to take you into the hayloft?
Perhaps. It depends on how well her blind date goes.
Better check your star chart, because you just crossed into the Friend Zone.
Something you should know about us outdoorsy types. We like our women to have acute spatial reasoning.
Thanks, I am
cute and special, now tell me the reasons.
<Lifts one cheek and farts
I'm still here, Captain.
Computer, delete the Ensign.
Still not a hologram, Captain.