gturner wrote:

when I see a heron standing in a pond full of six-inch goldfish my mind would scream "crime in progress."
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LOL that reminds me of my buddy Diane from Canada who once ran out of chat screaming "MY FISHIES!!!!!"
Turned out that she has a goldfish pond made of thick plastic foil and a herd of moose jumped the fence, waded into the pond and ate all the water lilies, slicing the foil with their sharp-edged hooves and causing the pond to fall dry.
Afaik she's been eating a lot of Moose stew lately...