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Old February 11 2013, 07:27 AM   #13
Xaios
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Re: Which Movie From One To Six Has The Best Quotes And One Liners ???

Spock has some great fish-out-of-water quips in TVH:

Spock: What does it mean, "exact change?"

Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.
Dr. Gillian Taylor: I suppose they told you that.
Spock: The hell they did.

Scotty: Hello, computer!

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Do you guys like Italian?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: [at Spock] No, Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: Yes, I love Italian...
[looks at Spock]
Kirk: And so do you.
Spock: Yes.

Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.

Kirk: If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when those whales are being released.
Spock: How will playing cards help?

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me! You're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

Chekov: Cloaking device available on all flight modes.
Kirk: I'm impressed! That's a lot of work for a short journey.
Chekov: We are in an enemy vessel. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.

Scotty: Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon... that's hard!

Kirk: Name! Rank!
Chekov: Chekov, Pavel. Rank... Admiral!
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