On my planet, you would be considered too soft for a Klingon.
Is that anything like a strap-on? Cause I was going to say the same thing about you.
"I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"
Isn't that...Pepe LePew?
I pierce you with the phaser bolt of love, flowerpot!
Would you do me the honor of making me your baby daddy?
You're not my real dad!
Shut up, Wesley! He's got a job and a car!
It's a dune buggy!
A "Kiss on the Lips" is just a drink, Lal.
Oh. Is that like when the Captain orders a "Slippery Bald Beaver?"
The card says, from Jean Luc Skywalker to...Princess Beverleia?
Tell him to polish his own light saber. I'm not wearing the bikini.