Troi: Will, I'm going to tell you what I told Mister Barclay. You have to wait thirty minutes after eating before you go snorkeling.
Will: Heh heh heh - what?
Anij: Why is the water warm in this one spot?
Picard: I called Number One for a beamout.
Gillian: Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
Kirk: How about once around a methane nebula?