Worf's dilemma: How to get Q to keep the girls here while pretending he wants them re-disappeared.
DATA: You have made a good choice. Consumer reports has rated my sexual performance even higher than a real doll.
PATRICK STEWART: Psst. Act really affectionate Gates. That way the writers will be forced to write us a romance plot.
LAL: My father has informed me that you are a 'bad seed' and forbidden me from seeing you. According to my research into human teenage mating rituals, I should now be extremely attracted to you.
Before attempting to mate with Janeway, Picard was Q's first choice.