Re: USPS ends Saturday delivery (as of August)
Take some of those letter carriers and make them parcel scanners. You REALLY want to make people flock to USPS Parcel over UPS or FedEx? GPS every single one of your trucks so people can feverishly stalk their incoming purchase instead of waiting at home all day only to have the damned thing show up at 7pm.
ENOUGH OF THIS TURGID BASH WANKERY!