Twitch City blew me away because I used to be that bloke.
It wasn't the obsession with watching tv, but the religion in finding TV, studying the TVGuide and circling the minutes in the day that you needed to be observant and dedicated to abide with the transmission scheduling... I remembering being that guy. But then I figured out how to use my VCR timer, and then I moved onto bit torrent and I was no longer a slave.
Well, I'm still a slave to the oncoming storm of media, but I'm not a slave to time anymore.
God bless timeshifting.
I walk funny when I think about Molly Shannon.