Splish, Splash, She'll be takin' a bath...
Long about May Seventeenth... yeah...
Rub-a-Dub, it won't be in a tub...
Where She'll be cruisin' like a su-a-ub.
Well She will fall from outer space...
Get Her nacelles outta place.
John Harrisons the Ace...
Who'll be smackin' Kirky face.
Splish, Splash, She'll be takin' a bath...
And nuthin' Scotty does will be e-nuff !