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Old February 6 2013, 02:17 PM   #4
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Re: Party ideas?

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I'm assuming your child is roughly 9 months then. Your child was able to communicate to you at 9 months that she preferred Star Trek over MLP?

A Vulcan infant would have already mastered calculus by that age and would choose a more appropriate birthday theme, such as one centered around the lifework of T'Plana-Hath, matron of Vulcan philosophy.

This child is way behind.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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