Use of Time wrote:
I'm assuming your child is roughly 9 months then. Your child was able to communicate to you at 9 months that she preferred Star Trek over MLP?
A Vulcan infant would have already mastered calculus by that age and would choose a more appropriate birthday theme, such as one centered around the lifework of T'Plana-Hath, matron of Vulcan philosophy.
This child is way behind.