: "I hate Occupation Re-enactment Day".
: "Next year I want to be a Cardassian for once. I swear someone's rigged these things".
: "Being Bajoran builds character! Embrace it!"
(Five seconds earlier)
: "Computer. Calculate the current extent of my debt".
: "I see..."
: "Miles. Why is it every time I pop outside to get a coke from the vending machine, I return to find everyone dead and you holding a smoking rifle?"
: "Did you get the coke?"
: "Then what's the problem?"