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Old February 6 2013, 12:38 PM   #4
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess



Jake: "I hate Occupation Re-enactment Day".

O'Brien: "Next year I want to be a Cardassian for once. I swear someone's rigged these things".

Sisko: "Being Bajoran builds character! Embrace it!"



(Five seconds earlier)

Quark: "Computer. Calculate the current extent of my debt".

(Now)

Quark: "I see..."



Bashir: "Miles. Why is it every time I pop outside to get a coke from the vending machine, I return to find everyone dead and you holding a smoking rifle?"

O'Brien: "Did you get the coke?"

Bashir: "Yes".

O'Brien: "Then what's the problem?"
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