T'Pol (OS): What is the meaning of this sign?
Trip: You're supposed to get in here first.
T'Pol (OS): How exactly will the shuttlepod be rocking?
Trip: I see captions.
Therapist: How often do you see them?
Trip: All the time. They're everywhere.
Alien of the Week: I thought you were the one who liked making out with aliens?
AofW: I am the female of my species.
Trip: That's not a phase pistol!
The Chief Engineer's new uniform was so soft and smooth it was like he was wearing nothing at all.