T'Pol (OS): What is the meaning of this sign?
Trip: You're supposed to get in here first.
T'Pol (OS): How exactly will the shuttlepod be rocking?
Trip: I see captions.
Therapist: How often do you see them?
Trip: All the time. They're everywhere.
Alien of the Week: I thought you were the one who liked making out with aliens?
AofW: I am the female of my species.
Trip: That's not a phase pistol!
The Chief Engineer's new uniform was so soft and smooth it was like he was wearing nothing at all.
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
8.01 - Darkest Before Dawn
(Chapter 8 added, 12/09/2015)