Thanks for the win! I will continue to bask in my glory!
O'Brien: You know, it's always the way. A friend needs to move, tells you that they don't have that much stuff, that it's a walk-up, that you'll be done by noon, the latest, and here it is, 8 p.m. and you're lugging their crap up stairs, while they "supervise" from the sidelines. This the absolute last time I agree to help Dax move!
Quark: Well, it took until the 24th century, but they finally put
DS9 on Blu-Ray.
The Promonade always looked like this after the Yankees won the Galactic Series. Surprisingly, Odo never quite figured out who caused it, despite Sisko's Yankee's cap that he'd wear for a straight month after the team won.
Keiko: Uh, I can explain that. You see, I meant to type in "You
Tube," but I must have typed in "You
Porn" by accident.
Dax: Then why does it show you accessed enough videos to crash the station's server last night?
Keiko: Uh, Miles did it!
Bashir: This isn't quite how I remember the Alamo, based on what I learned in school...