Thanks for the win! I will continue to bask in my glory!
: You know, it's always the way. A friend needs to move, tells you that they don't have that much stuff, that it's a walk-up, that you'll be done by noon, the latest, and here it is, 8 p.m. and you're lugging their crap up stairs, while they "supervise" from the sidelines. This the absolute last time I agree to help Dax move!
: Well, it took until the 24th century, but they finally put DS9
The Promonade always looked like this after the Yankees won the Galactic Series. Surprisingly, Odo never quite figured out who caused it, despite Sisko's Yankee's cap that he'd wear for a straight month after the team won.
: Uh, I can explain that. You see, I meant to type in "YouTube
," but I must have typed in "YouPorn
" by accident.
: Then why does it show you accessed enough videos to crash the station's server last night?
: Uh, Miles did it!
: This isn't quite how I remember the Alamo, based on what I learned in school...