Captain Kirk, you're about to launch the next generation Enterprise in a new era of interstellar exploration. What are you going to do next?
I'm going to Disneyland!
Nice. Nice message for the kids.
Oh come on, it's not like going to Disneyland
is really your idea of a good time. I mean, if you're not just spontaneously going to Disneyland, but obviously performing a paid endorsement, what exactly is the point?
I mean what is the message you're sending - hey kids, say what we tell you and you'll get paid? We think you're a bunch of little prostitutes?
Wait a min -
I mean come on! Do they have a ride that goes through robotic children around the world singing "It's a sell sell world??"
I'm sorry. Look, they're paying me an assload of money. I'm going to Disneyland.