And when her kids start wearing odd coloured basketball sneakers like Punkie Brewster?
There's going to be a slap that can be heard across the world.
Can you imagine Keri in the Cabbagepatch Doll Riots hobbling other mothers to get into the store first?
I recall a news report where he stores claimed that although they had run out, that some B52 Bombers were going to drop hundreds of free cabbage patch dolls into a nearby park.
Americans are so gullible.
Dolls falling form the sky would kill people.
There were no planes.
There were no dolls.