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Old February 4 2013, 09:12 AM   #3730
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.
W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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