Re: A bird flew into my window.
I once hit a bird while driving down the expressway-- there was a rather unbelievable amount of feathers.
I was going about 75 on the interstate, just over the Wisconsin border when a pheasant flew down and decided to cross the road on foot.
Like you said, a lot of feathers, plus a tumbling bird corpse and a slightly out of whack exhaust connection.
Rimmer, on what period of history to live in-
“Well, It’d be the 19th century for me, one of Napoleon’s marshals.
The chance to march across Europe with the greatest general of all time and kill Belgians” - (White Hole).