There's one single long one that likes to pop up, so it makes up for no chest hair.
hair! -if that single one makes up for a whole mat of 'em
I light mine on fire with a lighter.
Like the professionals do it - but you just can't do that in the nose or on the brows!
Have any of you had any experience with the sewing-thread-method? Afaik it's only good for 'fluff', not with the 'manly' sort of hairs that resemble metal-wire rather than downs though.