Re: STID in xkcd webcomic
John Harrison IS Steve Jobs!!!
(or it's heavily sponsored by Apple. That would at least explain the look of the bridge... :P )
For those determined to contort yourselves into knots so as to include every minor production flub as gospel, and shoehorn it into "cannnonnnnn": STOP. I don't have all day to waste on here; I quite like enjoying real life thankyouverymuch.