Duras: "Why can't our ships battle it out today at the dinner hour and settle the dispute over this planet once and for all? What is this 'Super Bowl' you speak of?"
Worf (to self): "I really hope the captain holds his ground. I have too many quatloos riding on the game to watch it in anything but real time."
Worf: "Sir, was it really a good idea to put Deanna in charge of the January cable bill?"
Riker: "Well, it won't be as clear as cable, but at least we'll be able to watch the game."